my life.

How I Met Your Mother…what the fuck man?

I really love this show; I think it is hilarious and interesting and modern and blah blah blah it’s legendary. But I really hate what they have done with Robin’s character. She was an independent woman, following her dream of becoming a reporter, funny and interesting…but she didn’t want a serious relationship or marriage, and doesn’t like kids - so obvi she is flawed. I dont like that they changed her core beliefs to fit gender roles for accurately. Instead of her just not wanting kids, her body is unable to have children - it couldn’t have just been her choice, no it was nature so it’s not her fault. And the marriage they’re hinting about to Barney, (side note: Barney is offensive and a womanizer but he is funny and honest about himself so that’s another story) - what the fuck!? Why does she need to get married, why cant she be herself and just not want to get married?! If a man never wanted to get married, and never did, it would just be he was  bachelor, not that he needed to be changed. 

Writers of HIMYM, WHAT THE FUCK MAN? WHY CANT ROBIN JUST BE BAD ALL BY HERSELF, WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO CHANGE HER CORE BEING?!

WHERE CAN I WATCH GLEE RIGHT NOW!?

Slapsgiving is the best thing ever created. Ever. 

(Source: danieldaylewis)

SDJFNDKSJGN I NEED.

Things I need in my life

being an eccentric writer…

spend two days on a character description for a story you haven’t written or plot lined (even in your head)…can’t write plot line because character is stupid and unimaginative…deep self loathing…drink coffee. 

ANYONE who sends me these valentines:

WILL be my new best friend. We will hangout. We will tumbl(r) together. We will have nicknames (can they be literature related?) and it will be beautiful. 

So guys, someone, come on. 

When hooking up with someone

No, but really