how can i be expected to revise one essay, write another, and do spanish home with cramps and working on minimal hours of sleep?

I call bullshit universe. 

I mean really….ugh

you know you need to shower when you take your hair out of a bun, and it stays in a “bun” shape on your head. ew. 

My Netflicks is being an asshole, and I dont know why!

It’s freezing or the image gets jumpy and slow but the sound continues in normal time. AKA I have to refresh it to fix itself every few minutes and it’s ruining everything. 

Watching Dr.Who episodes all day until work

The problem is I’m starting to have feelings, and that’s just unacceptable. 

So, I’ve decided to start doing this thing where when I finish reading a book (or in the first case, a trilogy of books) I’m going to review them here. Possibly rate them (I need to think of a cute/quirky system besides stars, so passe.) 

I’m super excited! Since I’m an English major in school and want to get into publishing, and hopefully become a critic this going to be fun for me =)

I dont care if anyone else is excited, me and this hottie are excited as hell

This creepy guy I went to high school with came into the restaurant I worked at last night, right around closing. And he looked right at me and smiled on the street, and then marched right up to the door. Of course, I just looked at him like 

and practically ran into the kitchen. He was weird in high school, and we were never really friends, so I can only imagine how much creepier he has gotten that he thinks talking to me is acceptable. I heard him talking to my boss (who was at the door, closing up) saying he thought he recognized someone and wanted to say hi. So I turned to see what my boss was going to say, and this guy is just looking at me like

So the running into the kitchen got more immediate. My life is seriously ridiculous. 

Magic Shell chocolate sauce it probs the best thing to ever happen to me. It is delicious. Eating frozen chunks of chocolate sauce and reading Fifty Shades of Grey ( by E L James) is a very decadent night 

I want someone I can have sex with consistently, not a friend of mine every once in a while.

Also, someone who can do this: 

I like to imagine they’re all friends still, and hug like this sometimes.